Is Spike trying to kill me?

I have been in the IT industry for almost 25 years. As an Strategic Systems Consultant for Dell, I am responsible for providing solutions and architectural guidance to core customers in Dell's Central and Mid-West districts. My experiences range from software development on UNIX to designing enterprise network infrastructures using the latest technologies. Prior to joining Dell, I was a Sr. Technology Strategist with Microsoft for almost 14 years. I was responsible for the healthcare customers in Microsoft's Pittsburgh account team.